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C A R T R I D G E S ] ] :: Superior Pattern Recognition by a Broken Machine Tue, 22 May 2012 16:36:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/i-miss-vodka/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/i-miss-vodka/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 16:36:08 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2751 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/i-miss-vodka/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/decay-urban/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/decay-urban/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 15:46:36 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2743 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/decay-urban/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/o-hai-2/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/o-hai-2/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 04:41:12 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2740 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/05/o-hai-2/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/boom/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/boom/#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:10:00 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2711 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/boom/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/knives-out/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/knives-out/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 23:57:19 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2701 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/04/knives-out/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/windows-8-consumer-beta/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/windows-8-consumer-beta/#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:00:03 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2686 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/windows-8-consumer-beta/feed/ 1 Umm, I am really liking the Windows 8 Beta so far. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mic-in-action/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mic-in-action/#comments Sun, 25 Mar 2012 21:08:53 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2665 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mic-in-action/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/youre-my-kind/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/youre-my-kind/#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:31:50 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2626 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/youre-my-kind/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/alpha-alternative-grrls/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/alpha-alternative-grrls/#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:21:16 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2619 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/alpha-alternative-grrls/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mommas-got-a-squeezebox-daddy-never-sleeps-at-night/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mommas-got-a-squeezebox-daddy-never-sleeps-at-night/#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:03:56 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2611 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/mommas-got-a-squeezebox-daddy-never-sleeps-at-night/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/welcome-to-the-touching-shed/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/welcome-to-the-touching-shed/#comments Tue, 20 Mar 2012 05:54:45 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2601 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/welcome-to-the-touching-shed/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/wondrous-toys-for-a-grand-adventure/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/wondrous-toys-for-a-grand-adventure/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:27:01 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2578 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/wondrous-toys-for-a-grand-adventure/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/distractions/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/distractions/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:21:46 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2562 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/distractions/feed/ 0 Jesus, I collect a lot of pictures. Sorting them is a time consuming process, especially when you enhance them. Derp. Uploads soon! http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/moebius/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/moebius/#comments Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:43:43 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2559 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/03/moebius/feed/ 0 Jean “Moebius” Giraud (1938-2012) http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/02/the-moar-you-know-bananas/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/02/the-moar-you-know-bananas/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:27:13 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2552 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2012/02/the-moar-you-know-bananas/feed/ 0 'Never make eye contact while eating a banana." http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/first-post-in-months-and-its-fucking-polar-bears/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/first-post-in-months-and-its-fucking-polar-bears/#comments Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:01:19 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2541 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/first-post-in-months-and-its-fucking-polar-bears/feed/ 0 Sorry, just deal with it. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/mic-capitalist-niche-and-we-are-damn-good-at-it/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/mic-capitalist-niche-and-we-are-damn-good-at-it/#comments Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:01:28 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2550 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/09/mic-capitalist-niche-and-we-are-damn-good-at-it/feed/ 0 I believe Americans will only get angry and protest if they cancelled their TV shows. The Revolution will be Televised as a Ground-Breaking Epic Mini-Series. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/05/scheduled-rapture/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/05/scheduled-rapture/#comments Sun, 22 May 2011 01:57:40 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2524 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/05/scheduled-rapture/feed/ 0 I did, but I didn’t really plan my day around it. Well, back to business as usual. We’ve only just begun. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/04/three-laws/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/04/three-laws/#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 03:21:10 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2366 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/04/three-laws/feed/ 0 The Three Laws of Robotics are: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as [...] http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/03/psa-i-swear-to-the-baby-jebus-ill-fucking-post-soon/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/03/psa-i-swear-to-the-baby-jebus-ill-fucking-post-soon/#comments Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:00:42 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2329 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/03/psa-i-swear-to-the-baby-jebus-ill-fucking-post-soon/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/laptop-lol/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/laptop-lol/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:15:46 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2297 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/laptop-lol/feed/ 0 Got my shitty Toshiba laptop back, after I started doing the weekly reports by hand. lololololol Getting ready to get a new massive laptop for myself, it’s pretty fucking tits. Pics and stats on it soon. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/psa-been-offline-for-a-while-all-apologies/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/psa-been-offline-for-a-while-all-apologies/#comments Tue, 08 Feb 2011 05:06:11 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2290 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/02/psa-been-offline-for-a-while-all-apologies/feed/ 0 Trailer-Park management has been serious business as of late; Plus the CEO stated I don’t need a laptop to run my office, because he didn’t need one when he ran them. FML. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/kittens/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/kittens/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 14:02:55 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2286 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/kittens/feed/ 0 while cute and fuzzy, are fucking retarded little shits with no concept of ethics or sleep cycles; they are in fact anarchists and willing pawns of Satan. You can quote me on that. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/#comments Sun, 02 Jan 2011 14:40:19 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2271 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2011/01/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/feed/ 0 Drugs are bad, and you are old enough to know better. Sorry they are addictive. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/its-all-been-done-before-without-a-safety-net/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/its-all-been-done-before-without-a-safety-net/#comments Sun, 19 Dec 2010 20:05:24 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2248 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/its-all-been-done-before-without-a-safety-net/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/into-the-blue/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/into-the-blue/#comments Sat, 18 Dec 2010 08:44:38 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2211 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/into-the-blue/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/mind-the-gap/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/mind-the-gap/#comments Fri, 17 Dec 2010 22:37:01 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2208 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/mind-the-gap/feed/ 0 sorry for the gap in posting, i was having some mental issues. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/video-explains-the-worlds-most-important-6-sec-drum-loop/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/video-explains-the-worlds-most-important-6-sec-drum-loop/#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:37:58 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2203 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/video-explains-the-worlds-most-important-6-sec-drum-loop/feed/ 0 This fascinating, brilliant 20-minute video narrates the history of the “Amen Break,” a six-second drum sample from the b-side of a chart-topping single from 1969. This sample was used extensively in early hiphop and sample-based music, and became the basis for drum-and-bass and jungle music — a six-second clip that spawned several entire subcultures. Nate [...] http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/drama-ville-usa/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/drama-ville-usa/#comments Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:02:09 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2200 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/drama-ville-usa/feed/ 0 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/eff-4-lyf/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/eff-4-lyf/#comments Tue, 07 Dec 2010 18:42:34 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2195 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/eff-4-lyf/feed/ 0 July 10, 2010, marks EFF's 20th anniversary! To thank you for your support over these two decades, please enjoy this new animation created especially for us by celebrated cartoonist and free culture activist Nina Paley. This short cartoon highlights some of the reasons why EFF is here. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/google-chrome-is-the-shit/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/google-chrome-is-the-shit/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 02:51:22 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2189 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/google-chrome-is-the-shit/feed/ 0 I also use Firefox and Opera equally to lesser degrees, IE only when hitting a .gov site running aspx and adobe acrobat. derp. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/alpha-femdom/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/alpha-femdom/#comments Sat, 04 Dec 2010 04:08:01 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2161 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/alpha-femdom/feed/ 0 I am not daddy's little girl, little boy. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/b-frog/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/b-frog/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:47:45 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2077 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/b-frog/feed/ 0 One of the better memes to come out lately, despite what ED says. I think Bachelor Frog is fucking hilarious. Besides, one of the editors there at ED is a douche bag. I present you with, the Very Best of Bachelor Frog (at the time of posting ). http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/blog-psa-fucking-watermarks/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/blog-psa-fucking-watermarks/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:35:04 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=2071 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/12/blog-psa-fucking-watermarks/feed/ 0 I hate them as much as you do, however they offer a way to advertise and promote your website; Albeit in an annoying way that often obstructs the integrity of the original image. However, I believe I have found a peaceful and aesthetic common ground... http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/the-feed-news-clips-worthy-of-note-for-personal-analysis/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/the-feed-news-clips-worthy-of-note-for-personal-analysis/#comments Sun, 28 Nov 2010 07:50:39 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1859 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/the-feed-news-clips-worthy-of-note-for-personal-analysis/feed/ 0 THE FEED: News Worthy of Personal Analysis and Observation. Internet, Civil Liberties, Technology, and Science. Links to articles for the week ending Sunday, 28th of November, 2010 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/fb-limitations/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/fb-limitations/#comments Sun, 28 Nov 2010 05:38:34 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1737 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/fb-limitations/feed/ 0 The theories of Oxford professor of evolutionary psychology Robin Dunbar, who claims that 150 is the maximum number of social relationships any human can handle. Your personal network is limited to your 50 closest friends and family. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sarah_palin_n_korea/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sarah_palin_n_korea/#comments Fri, 26 Nov 2010 03:44:54 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1984 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sarah_palin_n_korea/feed/ 0 Dear Leader: Sarah Palin: ‘We Gotta Stand With Our North Korean Allies’ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/happy-border-patrol-day-usa/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/happy-border-patrol-day-usa/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 18:33:25 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1973 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/happy-border-patrol-day-usa/feed/ 0 la la la la la la la white Americans, what? nothing better to do? why don’t you kick yourself out you’re an immigrant too. who’s using who? what should we do? well, you can’t be a pimp  and a prostitute too. icky thump http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/ratios/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/ratios/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 16:50:20 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=495 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/ratios/feed/ 0 Hip to Waist Ratio; It’s Pretty Important. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/background-checks-are-important/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/background-checks-are-important/#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2010 05:57:44 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1856 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/background-checks-are-important/feed/ 0 So I just ran a background check for my Auntie running one of our other trailer-parks, as she lacks computer skills (remote control & cell phone skills as well – different generation thing). So I run a check on this guy, and hit the jackpot of any family’s nightmare. Jesus Fucking Christ, this 72 year [...] http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sometimes-its-just-dat-ass/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sometimes-its-just-dat-ass/#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2010 03:34:01 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1854 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/sometimes-its-just-dat-ass/feed/ 0 To view images in their full High Resolution format, right-click on original image thumbnail (not from within the Lightbox viewer) and select ‘Open Image in New Tab’, then Right-Click and select Save Image. http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/psa-s-3804-rich-old-people-trying-to-ruin-the-internet-draft/ http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/psa-s-3804-rich-old-people-trying-to-ruin-the-internet-draft/#comments Sat, 20 Nov 2010 13:43:08 +0000 happyenduser http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/?p=1851 http://omnicomics.com/spacemonkey/index.php/2010/11/psa-s-3804-rich-old-people-trying-to-ruin-the-internet-draft/feed/ 0 So.... I have been trying to do a profession post on this, doing all my research and adding commentary; But the damn thing keeps on changing so fast with Senate updates being sent to my droid-x hourly for a week now. So, instead of the originally planned grande manifesto, it'll just be a few paragraphs and lots of important links on the issue to help form your own opinion.